Lab Review

“Your labs are “normal”…
So why don’t you feel normal?”

If your doctor says everything looks fine, but you’re still dealing with energy crashes, brain fog, or a body that just isn’t responding like it used to, it’s time for a second opinion – with a functional lens.

⚡️ You’re not sick, but you’re definitely not thriving.
🧠 You’re dealing with unpredictable energy dips, brain fog that makes you question your sharpness, sleep that leaves you tired no matter how early you went to bed, and a body that doesn’t respond to “healthy” choices the way it used to.
🤷‍♀️ You’ve been told it’s “just stress,” “part of getting older,” or – worse – that it’s all in your head. But you know your body, and you know something’s off.

You’re not crazy. You’re not making it up. Your labs may be “in range,” but are they optimal for you?

Most lab reference ranges are based on population averages not what actually feels good in a real, functioning human body. If you live in a less healthy population (spoiler: most of us do), the bar for “normal” isn’t exactly high.

When you’re doing everything “right” but still feeling like you’re sprinting on a hamster wheel – getting nowhere despite all your effort – it’s not because you’re not trying hard enough. It’s because no one’s looking at the full picture.

Don’t wait for things to get worse before you get answers.

You’ve been stuck in “fine” for long enough. The sooner we look at your labs through a functional lens, the sooner you can stop guessing, stop blaming yourself, and start feeling like yourself again.

Lab Review Session – $100

You’ve spent how much time and energy trying to feel better, with zero real answers? This session includes expert review of your labs and a 30-minute call to talk through what’s showing up and where to go next.

It’s a $180 value, but the investment is only $100 to make real answers more accessible.

What’s Included in Your Lab Review:

• Review of your lab work before our call (submitted 3+ days in advance)
• 30-minute session via Zoom
• Functional interpretation of your results – not just whether you’re “in range,” but what’s optimal for you
• Practical recommendations on food, lifestyle, and stress support based on what your body is actually telling us
• Time to ask questions and finally get some clarity (no more 2 AM Google spirals)

📝 Note: This session offers general guidance based on functional patterns. Personalized protocols require a deeper dive into your full health history.

This is for you if:

• You’re health-conscious but overwhelmed by conflicting information and don’t know where to start
• You want to get more out of labs your insurance already covers—without being dismissed or brushed off
• You’re tired of being told you’re “fine” when you feel anything but, and you’re ready for someone who actually gets it
• You’ve been the “emergency snack” person riding the blood sugar roller coaster and you’re done with the crashes

Don’t have recent Labs? No Problem!

Download my Free Lab Guide to see exactly which tests to ask for (always double-check with your insurance). You’ll also get insider tips on timing, prep, and what to watch out for – so you can walk into your appointment confident and prepared.

Getting the right labs is the first step. Once you have them, come back for your Lab Review and get the functional interpretation you deserve.

I get it, because I’ve been there.

I was the hangry person with emergency snacks stashed everywhere, riding the caffeine highs and 3 p.m. crashes. I know what it’s like to feel foggy, frustrated, and quietly panicked that your body isn’t keeping up. And I know how easy it is to blame yourself when nothing seems to work.

Now, I use that experience – plus my Master’s in Integrative Nutrition, clinical residency, and CNS certification – to help women like you rebuild trust in their bodies and find consistent energy and mental clarity again..

You don’t have to keep waiting, wondering, or Googling your symptoms at 2 AM.

Book your Lab Review today and finally get the clarity you’ve been craving.