Welcome to the Un-perfect Collective: Your Path to Vibrant Health Starts Here

Hello, Friend.

Are you tired? Does your body feel… different, like it doesn’t work the way it used to? Do you find yourself wondering where the time has gone—and whether there’s a way to feel vibrant again? Have you been told by doctors that you’re “fine,” your labs are “normal,” or even been offered an antidepressant, though you know deep down that’s not the real issue?

Here’s the truth: conventional medicine is incredible when it comes to accidents, emergencies, or treating infections. But when it comes to chronic issues—especially those unique to the female body—it falls short. That’s where functional medicine shines. Functional medicine digs deep to uncover the root causes of chronic health concerns, allowing for real, lasting healing.

But, as much as I believe in functional medicine, I know it’s missing a few things. It’s expensive, it’s time-consuming, and, frankly, it can feel isolating. Most of all, it often doesn’t include that crucial ingredient: human connection.

Enter the Un-perfect Collective.

The Un-perfect Collective was created to share functional health principles, but with a community-driven approach. It’s about making sustainable changes in your health and life, supported by a circle of women who understand the journey. Testing, supplements, and food are only part of the picture; without encouragement, accountability, and a supportive community, the work of changing habits often feels out of reach.

Here’s what the Un-perfect Collective offers:

  • One year of community, connection, support, education, and functional health principles for less than it costs to work with me one-on-one for three months.

  • The price? Less than what many people spend on a month of professional supplements or high-end protein powder.

Membership Includes:

  • Monthly Education Topic – articles, webinars, handouts, and posts on a different topic each month related to your health

  • Monthly Live Sessions – info sessions + Q&A to help you build your knowledge and answer your questions

  • Supportive Community – a dedicated space of women and former uterus owners who get it

  • Resource Library – tools, tips, and materials to help you stay on track

  • Exclusive Early Access – first dibs on programs, courses, and group events

  • Supplement Discounts – 15-20% off professional-grade supplements

Price: $40/month or $440/year (one month free with annual membership!)

Take Agency Over Your Health

Each month, we focus on a new health topic that matters to you. Topics include PMS SOS, Gut Health, Blood Sugar Balance, Reducing Toxic Exposure, and more. These aren’t about massive overhauls, but small, sustainable shifts that, together, create real transformation.

When you make these changes alongside a community of women like you? That’s the secret sauce.

Join us and take back your health, vibrancy, and passion. Your next chapter awaits, and we’re here to support you every step of the way.

Meet Megan Pfiffner

I spent years piecing my health together, consulting practitioner after practitioner. Some were incredible and played an essential role in my progress. But my journey was long, lonely, and expensive. It’s tough being the only person in your circle with a gluten allergy. It’s even tougher trying to explain to family, the same family you've enjoyed bread, pasta, and cookies with your whole life, that those foods make you feel unwell.

It’s uncomfortable being the only one at a party not drinking because you know it disrupts your sleep and sets back your health. It’s challenging being the friend who wants to go hiking or take a yoga class instead of sitting through yet another boozy brunch that leaves you feeling heavy, tired, and sluggish. I know my journey would have been easier and faster if I’d had a community of people walking a similar path.

I learned the lesson of true community during grad school. Earning a master’s degree is hard work. It takes time, energy, and money. Studying and writing alone in virtual classes felt isolating. My entire experience shifted the day one of my incredible classmates reached out and said, “This is hard, and I think you’re really smart. Do you want to join a study group with me and a few others?”

At first, I was hesitant. All I did was study and write—I thought I had no time for a group. But then I thought about it: she was smart, I’d read her work, and she found this hard too. Maybe we could help make it easier for each other. That was a turning point. Grad school was still challenging, but suddenly I had a community of people I trusted. Those same women are still my friends, my cheerleaders, and my mastermind. They celebrate, support, share, and encourage. They are my community.

Who Is Not a Good Fit?

This collective isn’t for everyone, and that’s okay! You might not be a good fit if:

  • You have multiple chronic conditions. In that case, one-on-one support may be a better fit for your needs.

  • You’re not ready to make changes. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with that. But if you aren’t ready to take action, it’s best to wait until you are in the right mindset and life stage.

  • You’re looking for a quick fix. This is about making small, sustainable lifestyle changes that build over time for big results.

  • Your preference is medication over lifestyle changes. There are times when medication is essential, but this collective focuses on lifestyle shifts to support vibrant health.

  • Your health isn’t a priority right now. Our goal is to help you build habits that support your health without overwhelming your life. Getting to that point does take time, energy, and focus. If your life doesn’t currently allow space to prioritize your health, it’s okay to wait until it does.

Who Is a Good Fit?

This collective may be right for you if:

  • You’ve been told by your doctor that you’re “fine,” yet you still don’t feel right.

  • You went from “normal” labs to suddenly needing major lifestyle changes based on your labs.

  • You’ve tried fad diets, TikTok challenges, and influencer supplements but still don’t feel vibrant or thriving.

  • You’re curious about functional medicine and holistic health but don’t know where to start.

We Are Stronger Together


The journey to better health doesn’t have to be lonely. In the Un-perfect Collective, you’ll find a community of women who understand your challenges, celebrate your wins, and walk alongside you every step of the way. Together, we’ll build the habits, confidence, and knowledge that empower us to thrive—not just as individuals, but as a collective. Because when we support each other, we rise higher, feel stronger, and achieve more than we ever could alone.